RIVER ROARING'S PLATINUM RETREAT
A four-day portal into erotic rebirth.
Put an end to those gut wrenching questions about your relationship, so you can enjoy deeper more passionate love.
A Special Invitation to River's Platinum VIP Concierge Program
Have you ever been with your spouse, who you love, and realized there’s a lump in your gut because you know your relationship is stagnant? You’ve noticed little unconscious patterns throughout the relationship.
Even the sex has become routine. You want better sex, but don’t know how to communicate about it. Maybe you even have sexual fantasies about other people and are disturbed by what it might mean.
You know you love your partner, so why do you sometimes wonder if you chose the right person? You don’t know what to do. You’ve tried couples’ therapy but it hasn’t meaningfully moved the needle. Your soulmate now feels more like your roommate.
Every other part of life has seemed easy compared to this. You’re ready to do whatever it takes to improve this part of your life.
Well I see you and know what you are going through. There are two ways go from here. The one many average people take is to give up. The other path takes more courage, it is to go all in to take your relationship to an all new level.
And I want to see you fall in love again. To experience desire and joy.
I want to see those wild-and-free people who first fell in love. Those people who got that feeling back and more. Those people who know how to build a fire and keep it burning.
True love is not a myth, and it’s not too much to expect in life. Often what is holding one or both partners from going deeper are obstacles or blocks that have been there for a long time.
I am here to tell you that it is possible to release the shame, guilt and fear from your system. That is what is necessary for where you want to go.
On the other side of this inner transformation is a freedom that is indescribable and worth its price in gold.
When it happens, you will notice a “high” that is not explainable in words.
It must be felt.
People who have not felt it are not able to understand it. I want you both to have access to this feeling at will - that intoxicating, warm and bubbly, often tingly, other-worldly, time stands still feeling.
The feeling state of authentic sexual expression. Of being desired, and of desiring. When your touch needs are met.
When other people look at you in a new way and it’s obvious to the world that your relationship is flourishing.
I want you to know what others do not know.
To walk around fully embodying all parts of yourself, with increased magnetic presence and sensual energy in all areas of your life.
I want you to be part of the group that knows that feeling.
The group that has awakened and been released.
You are not broken.
Your partner is not broken.
You likely haven’t been exposed to trust worthy training on embodiment combined with sexual desire, or guided through sensual embodiment practices.
I have something I’ve never offered before, and I plan to offer it to one couple per year. We will get together in person for a few days and I will leverage all of my experience to make this dream come true.
I'm putting my heart and soul into this one.
If you are interested, apply below and let’s figure out how to make it happen.
There are really two ways to live.
One is bursting with desire, creative spark, and the ability to dream things into reality. The other is contracted, limited by shame and guilt, convinced that we lack the power to change our lives.
The life of desire and vision is deeply connected to your sexual energy. And learning to cultivate your sexual energy is the funnest way to co-create with the universe.
Transform using pleasure.
Cutting edge research shows that our bodies learn more from pleasure and play than from swimming endlessly in pain from the past - transformation using pleasure as our guide.
We are healthier when we are in loving human connection. It all adds up. Human beings must have loving touch to survive. Loneliness is now the largest cause of disease and death in the U.S.. And nervous system regulation is the key to health and longevity.
We will optimize all of these health factors during our time together.
This is the most personalized and exclusive program I've offered.
Ultimate access. We’ll get together in person for four full days in a row, and we’ll open doors you never dreamed existed. We will uncover every ounce of potential your partnership has for pleasure, deep connection, and love. I will leverage my decades of experience to transform your relationship in the next few months.
Ultimate confidentiality. Anything between us stays between us. You will have virtually the same level of protection I gave my law clients.
This program is not for everyone.
- This isn’t for you if you’re not ready to go deep.
- This isn't for you if your partner is only half in. You have to decide this together.
- This isn't for you if you believe it won't work. If you are committed to the way things are, and resistant to positive change, this program isn't really for you. You have to be all in.
- This isn’t for you if you’re struggling financially because this program is really expensive. It’s in the mid-5-figures. I have other programs if you want to work with me on a different level, but that isn’t this program. This opportunity is totally unique.
Key transformation points
We will work with these principles in a way that is customized for you.
- Embracing your sovereignty and power
- Dreaming a new dream
- Waking your body
- Touching with joy
- Desire and limits
- Giving and receiving
- Generative conflict
- Relationship bliss
- Integrating and transitioning
I'll go the extra mile so you succeed. These extra supports ensure you have reliable guidance as you integrate our work into daily life.
- Location of your choice. To optimize your comfort, relaxation, and readiness, I'm willing to meet you at the location of your choice (subject to my approval). This is major because I basically never travel to teach. If you prefer to travel to Austin, a beautiful destination city, or you live in Austin and would prefer to meet in my downtown temple, I would be honored to welcome you as my guest and host our retreat in my space. My space is not residential so you will choose your favorite location in or around Austin for overnight accommodation.
- Best friend level access. After our retreat you'll have my mobile number for texting which I don’t give out to anyone but my closest people. I encourage you to use it. I’ll be by your side to support your new way of being as you venture out into your wild and wooly daily life.
- Unlimited expansion. I will hop on zoom with you once a month for a few months after our retreat as you expand your newfound liberation into other parts of your life.
This program is different.
Most relationship programs focus on talking. This program includes guidance on touch. I will guide you through gentle practices that show you how to touch in an entirely new way. Our container will be trauma informed and pleasure positive, and we will transform with a focus on pleasure rather than focus on the obstacles.
Some sex positive environments aren't that safe. While I am totally pleasure positive, I'm also trauma informed and have been holding space for sexual awakening professionally for over a decade. We will focus on embodiment and relaxed pleasure.
Your mentor and guide is one of the top sexologists and most experienced surrogate partners in the United States. I've guided hundreds of people into a life of thrilling love, sex and intimacy.
Get that wild-and-free feeling back.
"As a teacher, River rocks, is sexy, crude in the best way possible, and seems to be very accepting of all walks of life."
"River is relaxed, present, and helped me touch into uncomfortable places with support and grace."